DPsycho

The New ST Guestbook

Here it is! The new Guestbook for Strangesite. Feel free to leave messages here for D.P. and the other members of the Strange Society. I'll be putting in my own notes as well, so check here often! Please, no circus clowns. They upset Psycho deeply.

Stuff and things like so.

Since you love them so much, I'll get clowns for your next birthday. How old will you be then, little boy? I would do your party for a very low fee . . . all I ask is a night of passion with you!

Your stupid Buttercup

Dammit, Jatin, I told you PSYCHO NO LIKE CLOWNS!!! Incedentally, they don't like me either. People tend not to when you REPEATEDLY TEAR THEIR SPLEENS OUT!!! Do visit my page again.

tee-hee!!

i found the page, and u didn't!
Just kidding
I'm here in the IRC with my blessings of "Oh, nasty!"
(1st ST to sign other than DP!)



hi guys. (Patient 00z casts 'foolishness' on Buttercup and causes temporary stupidity for 3 turns.)

Monday

I hope everyone had a great weekend. I didn't. My throat hurts. On the plus side, I have the bulk of a FAQ page typed up to go up sometime this week. I'll probably get a decent background prepared pretty soon, too. Honor the Strange Society!



Hi Aldwin, and Lowell : )

Laterz,
Diana/Aries ; )



You Forgot to say Hi to Psycho DI!

Stop the Bombardment

To put it plainly, I just dislike clowns. I have had a few odd experiences, and I consider the continual mention of them to be personal attacks to me and I will not tolerate it. I am serious. Either stop the talk of clowns or I will have to close the guestbook.

Added STuff

I've got a whole lot of ST multimedia in the works. The FAQs page for my site is mearing completion, and I've brainstormed a whole mess of ideas for future stories. The next one, already started, will have the ST shopping for the holidays at some mall. (I know it's late with a January release, but I actually started working on it in Novemeber, just before my efforts went to Strangesite instead.) This guestbook may be replaced with a better one in the near future. I'm exploring my options. Plus, Strangesite will have a background image eventually. I want to make (not borrow) a nice one. Honor the Strange Society!

What's Secret Page

Congratulations!!

The Secret Page of What DeHelizat has been added to the ST Guestbook?

Now, as What's address said, "Not me."

Nope, What said that it is "Not me" who just wrote this secret page.

Then one should ask who just wrote this secret message then.

The answer is................ WHAT DEHELIZAT.

Is anyone confused yet? What is?



Sorry Psycho. Hi to you too : )

Psycho here!

Thanks, Aries.
I now have space at Fortune City, so I'll REALLY be able to expand!
I revised all the stories in HTML. They'll be up soon.
Please note the slight change to my Email address. (Don't worry, the old one still works. Actually, this address simply forwards to my old address.)
Honor the Strange Society!

Nosemonster

The Nosemonsters are coming!!! Armageddon is nigh!!!!!!!!! Runfor your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOMMMMIIIGGGOOOODDDD-Um...



nosemonsters ??? *slightly frightened*

RE: Nosemonsters

If you would like to learn more about this vicious creature, please consult either your local library or the Mental Ward homepage. A link is available from my Non-ST Related but Psycho likes 'em anyway Links page.

Nose-Monsters?

NOSE MONSTERS? NOSE MONSTERS!?!?!?!
*Runs Away Screaming!!!*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!



They're gone. I killed them all... for now. The nose-monster shield has been activated. Now the only way one can invade this guestbook is if it disguises itself as a lawnchair and presents authorization code 6100.



Oh MY GOD I'M TRAPPED IN HERE!!!! TURN OFF THE SHIELD!!!

*Enters Authorization Code 6100*
OH MY GOD!!! NOSE MONSTERS!!!!!
*RUNS AWAY*

The Shield

Anonymous, the shield only affects the monsters, not you. You are NOT trapped within the guestbook, and there are no monsters in here with you. Please stop being such a paranoiac. Have a cookie, feel better.

SHIELD

Is there Milk In it?
*Starts Eating Cookie*


Cookie

Um, yes. Of course, my favorite kind of cookie is found in the game ST Cookie. See the Multimedia page on my site to download the program, playable on any PC. Anonymous, you're lactose intolerant, aren't you?

PLACEBOS

Do not fear, PLACEBO MAN is here! I have just tossed a radioactive microbe into the nosemonster's gills, choking it to life!!! Rest assured, you are all completely sa-AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Cookie

*Chokes*
O.h.M.y.G.a.w.d.
*starts running to a hospital*



CHOIRBOY!!!!!!!

*Music Intro*
*A few Dancing Camels dance by*
*Enters The ChoirBoy!*

Sorry I'm late...

I was busy at some places.

Now..I would like to sing to the reference of Psycho's fear of Clowns
by singing "Don't send in the Clowns"

Ahem

DON'T SEND IN THE CLOWNS...DON'T SEND IN THE CLOWNS!!!

ummm.....zats it

CHOIRBOY!!!!

*Flys off*

Choirboy?

*walks in*

ChoirBoy Zat has got to be the Stupidest thing I've seen In my life. But I'll admit zat I do like the "Don't send in the Clowns" Song from Space Ghost!

Well I'll be off

Hi Di! :)

*walks back out*

GUEST book?

hey...I thought this was a GUEST book....so stop signing your own book Psycho...

anyway...

why don't you make a gueST book?

ps...could you make a font with an intertwined ST for me? I'd like to make a liST of all the words with ST in them


oh, yeah : OH, NASTY!

look out - penis monSTers



penis monsters... ok now i have heard everything... i think im going to stop coming here... ugh ick nasty...


LOL

Hahahaha Penis monsters!

*Anonymous the Paranoiac*
Oh my God PENIS MONSTERS!!!

Oh nasty!
*Runs Away*

gueST book

Sicko, if you'd read the first message, you'd see dat this book IS for the entire ST. This way we can converse with one another, post important news, interact with unsuspecting visitors, and keep an extensive log of it all for posterity. It's the CHAT ROOM WHICH NEVER DIES! NYIAHAHAHAHA! Oh, sorry. Slipped too far into character for a moment. Please read the daily news section for the majority of what I have to report with each visit. Oh, and about creating an ST font, it's something I've been wanting to do for the past two years. However, font developers are usually about $100, and there is no shareware copy with saving properties. I've checked everywhere. If anyone can help me, please Email me!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're all crazy! Wait a second. I'M CRAZY TOO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I just want to say . . . Ha Ha L.O.L.



... whats the MW ? : )

Guess who

While I founded it, and I can think of anything to say.
Well see you later and keep in touch.

Tripod

What the heck did they do to my guestbook?!
Why won't the text wrap like it used to???
Psycho becomes unhappy...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*SCREAMS*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Breathes Deeply*

I'm Back

Green Beens and Apple sauce

Foods hat don't mix:

Spam and Spam Lite
Jello Pudding and Caviar
Lime Jello and Stinky Limburger Cheese
Anything Chuck and Anything Lindsey make together

Spanky

Jatin, please... irrelevant Lindsay jokes should be kept to the MW. Parin jokes are ok, however, if kept to a minimum.

Another of What's Secret Page

Congratulations you have just read What's Secret Page.

Now that you have read this secret page, What must unleash a Pikachu monster at you.

In order to stop the Pikachu monster, you must hit ChoirBOY in a certain spot so that he becomes a soprano.

HA HA

What DeHelizat (10.2.1998 at 15:00)

Pikachu Monster

*Hits Choir Boy in the nuts*

Hey!

The guestbook is wrapping text again! Yay! (Why hasn't anybody been visiting it???)

Skye Valentine's Day

This is a secret message displayed in another one of What's Secret Messages.

As of 00:30, this day, the 14th day of the 2nd month of the 9_th year of the 20th Century, is now designated as Skye Valentine's Day.

If anyone has any complaint about this, please ask Tuxedo Mask to hit him with a red rose.

NOTE: Pin the Cat was attacked earlier by Tuxedo Mask since he wanted this day to be Physics, and GOD knows why!

What DeHelizat (14.2.1998 at 00:35)

O-tay...

I'm signing this for the sole purpose of pleasing What DeHelizat ;)

Always,
Samir

Concerning the last message

Oh, nasty!



... very nasty ... Aldwin... i never knew... lol :)

Presenting.....

I'd Like To Present...PERVERTED SEX!!!

*runs away*

Guess What?...........

yes, its scary. i myself, Sicko's girlfriend is on the net... you know what *skye yells out "YES WE DO!"* ok i know you do.. i mean i am ... i forgot. anyway, my point being... well... uhhh... i Pervert am on the net and "that" means sex, but that means MORE PORN!!! Sorry, i mean... not saying i want to be a porn star or anything, but... i am Goddess!!! more powerful than G.O.D. (he he he) ok... ill go now.
LOVE THE STRANGE
except Sicko, hes all mine.... and Drum boy on thursdays when Allison's in town. ha ha Rob

i forgot...

i forgt to say... if you add an "i" to pens... you get penis. thank you Nicole



Very awesome picture : )

Yes!!!

Yes! oh g-d yes!
more porn for me !!!!!!!

I get to see her naked
I get to see her naked
tphbpt!

anyways...

Sicko casts c*m-drench on all who badmouth this site, the ST, or the NWHS band program.
(unless they deserve the badmouthing)
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"If Vince Bondi is in the building, please report to the foreign language resource center."
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-Sicko :)'

ps-PLEASE WRAP


Our names

To whoever wrote the message pretending to be NiWeHi security:

I have taken care not to release the true names of those who represent the ST
members, as this site honors the stories and the fictional world where these
characters exist. For the sake of confidentiality, I will remove any and all
messages which contain our true names. Thank you for your understanding.

Species #8472

Don't be alarmed by the huge, three-legged monstrosities you may find<br>
attacking your visitors, Psycho. They're just there to keep the Borg away.<br>
-<i>Lord of Lemurs</i>-

My Last Message

I notice that your guestbook doesn't accept HTML stuff.
*sighs* Ah, well.
*Proceeds to do other nasty stuff.*

ZOOK, the Lord of All Drugs.

HELLO I AM ZOOK! I PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. WITH MY UNRESITABLE BODY AND CATCHY NAME. I WILL RISE TO WORLD DOMINATION. AND ALL WILL BOW TO ME.

OH YEA HI PSYCHO!

*THIS IS SKYE V TYPING*

Strangesite

I just wanted to make sure everyone was aware 'dat
I have the mirror for Strangesite up-and-running
at Fortune City.
(It's actually where the ST pic is located)

Happy B-Day

HAPPY B-DAY
PSYCHO

May You Live Long To See Your Goal-- Operation: Destruction

So How Many B-Day Punches Is Zat Anyway?



Dont publicly torture him too much : ) lol

ok,ok

ok Sicko... porn for you.

H H A PPPPPP PPPPPP Y Y
H H A A P P P P Y Y
H H A A P P P P Y Y
HHHHHH AAAAAAA PPPPPP PPPPPP Y
H H A A P P Y
H H A A P P Y
H H A A P P Y
H H A A P P Y


birthday Psycho!





knock knock.... Crash! THUD!

[Chuck walks in with straight jacket]... Hey!...? I thought this was the Secret Arms Cache in the M.W. Whoops. Sorry Guys.... Don't tell anyone about the cache... Shh...

help

I don't you should worry about chris with the b-day punches...I THINK YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT ME RUNNING AWAY FROM PSYCHO BECAUSE OF THE B-DAY PUNCHES!!!

*RUNS AWAY AND HIDES*

Anonymous's Injuries

Since a Pikachu monster was bestowed upon Psycho, Anonymous has been seriously mangled by seizures imposed by the pocket monster. Shocked eighteen times, What doesn't think that his Strange powers would be effective at least during the four day weekend.

So, who's up for sushi?

What DeHelizat (27.2.1998 at 01:16)

sex the dog

What ever happened to sex? I miss sex soooo much!!! This is your worst night mare ST

Sushi

I am! I am!

cookie gam

i wan to play the cookie game and i can not. This makes me very angry. I think i will have to do something bad to u psycho like tickle u real hard. So what is up with u and the basement huh? ha ha ha

Not Sure

Sorry To Be Rude And Enter A Conversation...
But WHO ARE YOU NOT SURE?

ST Cookie

Just go to the multimedia page on my site to find the two neccesary files to play the current
version of this game. (The multimedia page may be found at:
https://members.tripod.com/~DPsycho/stuff.htm
Download ST_Cookie.zip (the game) and Nesticle (the program which runs it) off the same
line of text there. Then you can play ST Cookie on any DOS system.
Check out the other games, too! Scorched Earth is our favorite.



The ST's supposedly worst nightmare, cant even spell nightmare it is one word ya know.

Aaron Marshall

Aaron is a dork. Aaron is a really big dork. Aaron is a gay homosexual. And Tracy if you think he's not then YOU'RE WRONG...Aaron Marshall likes Bubba...
HEHEHE HAHAHA LOL...Aaron is A BIG DISCO FREAK...*Plays Its Rainin Men*


Aries

Thx You Aries For Pointing Out the Grammatical Errors.
See You Around Aries :)

i have a question...

i have a question... how long does it take for a purple hippo carring a blue
pineapple to cross a river that has no water? i tried to figure it out, but the hippo
exploded and the pineapple ran away.

Skye

No problem : ) i just thought it was pretty pitiful zat the worst nightmare couldnt even spell it right : )laterz skye.

Hippo

I'd be able to tell you the answer for a VIOLET hippo, but not a purple one. Sorry.

Aaron Marshall?

To Mr(?) Scott Mist,

Aaron IS a dork...and a gay homer-sexual. But who is BUBBA? Please let it not be me...please...please...please...please...please...ARRGGHHH! A PINEAPPLE IS RUNNING TOWARDS ME!


Jatin

Please stay out of the guestbook.

ALL RIGHT!!!

kick @$$ I'm home from school!
More time for hunting!

I'm Very Irate

I've been desperately trying to update my pages,
but due to all the power failures and server
crashes happening around here due to the weather,
the best I can do is sign my guestbook! How
humiliating... I'll have some new pics up for the
Mental Ward whenever these problems are resolved.
RRR! said Bonzo. Everyone died.

Very interesting.

Wow. This is a very interesting site. I'm thinking about making a game based on your characters, judging from the number of people who have visited your page and your interesting stories. That email I got from the "Scott Mist" turned me onto your site, and alerted me to the great work you have done. I'd also like to know how you created that under-construction sign. Was it done with a Macintosh, or with one of my programs? Anyway, I would have e-mailed you, except I couldn't get confirmation of reciept. Al last, I must say good bye.

Mr. Gates

You misspelled "receipt" and made many errors of
judgement, such as the fact that Microsoft (or
Bill Gates himself for that matter) doesn't make
petty games. Either way, why don't we get more
messages like this one in the gueSTbook?

I found it!!!! (Oh nasty!)

Look Psycho! I found it!!!!
What, since when did u like sushi?
Oh, it that who Perverted Sex is!
Who's Aries? ( Jasmine?)
Hi Choir Boy!
Um.......... I guess I'll talk to u all later!
Bye!
: ^ )

i told ya i'd leave a message

hey everybody! just thought that i would say hi, i can't really wriet much cuz as you can see it's exremly late and i'm falling asleep, but i said oh what the hell i'll go leave it anyways, so here it is, i'll write something meaningful tomorrow when i have time, well gotta jet! love yas! bye hun! :)




-flutegirl :)
aka nore



Nope Sorry im not Jazmine im my own aries :) although i have met Jazzy. She's nice but im not her : ) sorry.

AkA D.

P.s. i am a she/her/female/girl though : ) lol




KrymsonLdy... i'm sorry, i'm not sushi. i am Perverted Sex, Queen of the
Pornography industry...

Oh geez...

DO WE REALLY Need to introduce everyone??

oh well..

Hi I'm Skye Valentine...one of the Many Personalities of Anonymous The Paranoiac....



I'm Dangerously Psycho!

Er, um, I guess you already knew 'dat.



Psycho... i think your name really speaks for itself... : )

Help...

i was walking down the street the other day [naked] and i ran into a wall... i hurt
myself.



hehehe visitor 969 yea for me!

WOO HOO!

I AM #1000 Visitor of Strange Site!
kick @$$ : )



I'm DP, and I am dressed like a penguin.



Hi I'm Skye Knight Valentine
And I also look like a penguin...

Penguins

Since Skye Valentine looks like a penguin, then they should be recycled.

WDH (April Fool's Day at 14:40)

NOTE: Refer to Earl.

Earl

To figure out just wuddahell What is talking about, visit Red Meat from the Links page and browse the comix there for about an hour or so until you find the correct one. It'll be worth it, really.



Kewl, visitor 1111 : )

Goodbye....WOOHOO!!!



Well GoodBye Guys...I'm leaving for Europe...
ST going international...The Axe, The Protractor, and the Mallets are going to Germany and Austria...

So...I leave you with these words...

-- Undecided couldn't comment due to the indecision to whether he should speak or not

*ahem*
HA HA ROB
Don't NIP THE TIP WHAT!!!
Oh Nasty!
SHUTTLE!!!


Well zat is all ... Hope to See you all in 9 Days.

Signed,

Undecided &
Anonymous T.P., Skye Knight Valentine, ChoirBoy, Pay Llewol, Peachy Lol.

Honor The Strange Society!

P.S. What Make fun of Anonymous T.P. or ChoirBoy, BUT NOT ME!!!! You Do Not Have Any Right To Insult me so... : P


COCK!!!



Ha ha

Poor LOL!

Bon Voyage LOL and Undecided

Well, LOL is gone now. Let's see, um, let's get his Civ 2 CD, yeah, that's it.... um nevernind.

Anyway, since LOL is gone for all of Spring Break, this means that I have plenty of time to say some "nice" comments while he's gone. I'm sure he'll enjoy this with one hand... or no hands. Oh well, at least he's not alone out there beyond the limits of the boundaries that define the area of the United States. He's has Pin the Cat and other ST items out there to leave making the Germans aware of the Fourth Reich.... um nevermind, dumb idea.

What DeHelizat (4.4.1998 at 8:53)

Misc.......................
1. Lol und Undecided, wünsche ich ihnen eine bestimmte Reise. LOL, sollst du die Strange Society ein paar Geschenke, oder wir essen deine Katze. Katze? Du hast keine Katze. Veileicht Drum Boys.
2. Der Flugzeug wird ein Unfall nächste Woche haben weil ich im Luft schiesse.
3. Hab eine gute Ferien, alles!!!



boy i kinda wish i understood german... but then again i probably dont want to know. . .

LOL in Deutschland

OK, OK, ChoirBOY is in Germany.

So does this mean he's going after some former Olympic East German swimmer?

What DeHelizat

Misc....
1. HA HA LOL!!

I should've taken another year of it, but here goes...

Warum schreibst du mein Gestebuch auf Duetsch, Herr DeHelizat? Alles konnen nich lesen.

Yes that's the spot!....oh, hi...Um...topic...SEX?..ok

COCK!!!(sorry we came late)
Oh, nasty!!!
[pervert]
keep it in your pants boy.
[Sicko]
um..sorry..too late
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anyway, everybody who knows about the sign should come to my house at 2:30pm Sunday afternoon and we'll have fun
Oh, nasty!
-Sicko :)'

G...

G
Thx for Your Comments But Please Lay Off With The Repeated Profanity...
If There Is Any More of Zat Language
Psycho Will Delete It

And Please Come Again...



Welcome Back Skye : )

Prof@anity

Yes, I've tried to make it clear 'dat we like random entries and messages,
but messages with nothing but profanity will be deleted. At least we weren't
hit as hard this past week as the Mental Ward was...



nobody loves me

NOBODY

Of Course..
NOBODY LOVES YOU
Nobody Loves Psycho
Nobody loves What
Nobody Loves Lol
Nobody Loves Pervert
Nobody Loves Everyone




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Messages...

OK, who's the wiseguy who's trying to submit the
main page of YAHOO! in the gueSTbook? (And to
think I was originally upset that it doesn't
process HTML tags.)

= )

Not me! : )

Fan Mail?

ST have fan mail?? DO I HAVE ANY!?!? ^_^




Fan mail ?

Sorry, Anonymous.

No fan mail for you. Until I release Book I of the Bane World Saga, I'm not sure if anyone even knows who you are, well except Aries anyway.

Remember...

... LOL's gay.

OK?