The Strange Society Freaky Wrong Link of the Month

There are sites which are weird. (Trying to promote one's self as being out of the ordinary)
There are sites which are strange. (Out of the ordinary without trying to be)
And then there are sites which are JUST PLAIN WRONG AND FREAKY.


Freaky Wrong!
I've always been a fan of cartoons. There are those I loved, those I avoided, those I cherish even to this day. I've been aware of the little joking matters, like that Shaggy and Scooby were always high, or the wonderment at how when they made new Smurfs episodes there were suddenly more smurf children when the only female clearly had no signs of having been a mother. Such questions and generalizations are fun when done correctly, but this site... well, visit and you'll notice the difference.

Here we are told, without any supporting arguments, that He-Man is a steroid freak, that Speedy Gonzales makes drug runs, that the Kwik-E-Mart (spelled incorrectly on the site) is a brothel (?), Bruce Wayne got his fortune dealing crack, and that Barney "Grumble" (get this person a clue...) is an alcoholic (well DUH!). It's a series of unsupported claims (Todd Flanders deals heroin to Sprinfield Elementary? I must have missed all the eps supporting THAT one...) Reading them isn't even entertaining. The site just makes you want to sit the kid down and tell it how it is.

If I had a page which looks like this, I'd change the filename to a series of random characters and hope no one ever sees it. It has a format which holds for the first three individuals, but then you get a series of names with no descriptions and everything appears in the same format as the headings - huge, block-white text. If you examine the source, you see little notes to himself where the creator wants to ad images and links. Well? It would be nice, sure. As it is, your only graphic, the bg, has no relevance at all (Pugs? Were you going to add Bandit from Johnny Quest? Oh, yeah. HE'S on dope for sure.) and it looks like crap.

As I said, I love cartoons. I enjoy hearing about discrepancies an "questionable" elements, but this site has no rhyme or reason. I could easily make a site proclaiming everyone I've ever seen on TV to be a druggie and no one would care. It just bothers me that people who see it as there duty to crank out meaningless pages like this even exist, and this site shall from hereon forever known as May's Strange Society Freaky Wrong Link of the Month

April 99
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