Dude, the Wandering Technician, was running an experiement on some chocobo feathers when he had something of an "accident."
Once the form of a typical teenager, his form has now been changed to one of the very birds he was studying.
Here at the Strange Society, we aren't exactly the best people to be in charge of the care for an animal,
so Dude is being taken care of at Chocobo Country, the Web's premiere Chocobo stable.
Extensive research is being done to try to mend Dude's situation.
Actually, we're all just sort of wondering if he's gonna lay an egg.
Hopefully, given some luck, he'll be back to himself in no time.